Johnathan McClain and I have the second book in the Shape of Love Series READY FOR YOUR PLEASURE today! This threesome was made for love and unlike most “triangle” books, no one loses! (Psst… that’s because it’s a menage!) It’s a wild sexy ride for Alec, Christine and Danny! Super hot too!

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The Square

The Square

ALEC Against all odds we found each other. And then a single moment of betrayal ripped it all away. I thought Christine had forgiven me. I thought we’d moved past it. I thought she’d healed. CHRISTINE I loved them both and they loved me. But then Danny left and our triangle was broken. So was I really that surprised when Alec put it back together again? DANNY We are meant to be together. We all know that. But what did Alec do after I left? What could he have possibly done to make Christine want revenge? The Square is book two in The Shape of Love series collaboratively written by New York Times Bestselling author, JA Huss and actor/screenwriter, Johnathan McClain. More info →

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CHRISTINE

The betrayal is still fresh. The lapse in loyalty still real.

And I need him to forget.

But even though he’s not pushing me away, and that’s a good sign, and I know with such certainty that we will be together tonight, he’s not embracing it the way I need him to.

So I say, “Danny…” Because I need to tell him this. I need to explain everything. But the words I need leave me in that moment and the whole act is just another bit of unfinished business.

“Christine,” he says, his voice low and throaty as he kisses me again. His mouth opens up and his tongue slides up against mine. And I expect him to say something like… I want to fuck you now. Or, Everything will be OK. Or, Take off your clothes.

Or maybe he’ll just rip this little dress off my body, toss it overboard, and throw me down onto the overstuffed pillows of the deck couch and make me obey him.

But he says, “You need to lower your expectations.”

And I don’t know why, because this is not the way this night should be going and that should worry me, but I laugh.

“I’m serious,” he says, his fingertips slipping under the strap of my dress and dragging it over my shoulder, leaving it like that. Unfinished, just like I left his shirt when I started the process of unburdening him. He looks down at me, his blue eyes catching the moonlight, making them sparkle in that supernatural way. Convincing me that he’s wrong. That he is my hero. Even though he says, in the same moment, “I’m no hero. You know what comes out when you poke me. Blackness.”

I stop breathing and study him. Shaking my head. Because it’s not true. He’s the bluest thing in the entire universe. But I don’t want to waste time explaining why he’s so perfect or how I know he’ll save me—save everyone—when the time comes. So I reach down and grab his cock through his slacks and squeeze.

Which makes him close his eyes and smile.

And reach for the other strap of my dress.

And drag that one over my shoulder too.

Unfinished.

But it’s enough to keep things going. Because the dress is loose. Just a simple shift that hides what’s underneath with soft white silk. So when I pull my hand away from his hard cock, it falls. Right down to my hips, exposing the lacy, white, strapless bra that covers my breasts. And one more slight tug from him is all it takes to make the white silk slide over my hips and drop to the deck. It flutters for a second, catching the night breeze the way his shirt did, and then settles at my feet in a puddle of brightness against the dark.

He stops and looks at me.

And I wonder what he sees. A beautiful, young woman in matching white lingerie?

A friend? A lover?

His goddess who will save him—save everybody—when the time comes?

Or… does he just see me for who I am? The traitor.

 

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The Triangle

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They’re sworn enemies and I’m in the middle. Both of them claimed me. Had me. Used me. Forgot me. Except… I don’t remember any of it. I don’t even know who I am or why I’m in this cramped basement apartment with tinfoil covering the tiny windows when my bank account says I have over two million dollars. I don’t know how I got the stitches on the back of my head, or the scar under my chin, or the ache in my shoulder—but I do know I probably deserved it. I don’t know why there’s a shotgun in the closet, a sniper rifle under the floorboards, and a pistol under my pillow. I don’t know why I stay. I don’t know why I care. I don’t know why I’m trying to put something back together when it was never whole to begin with. Until I look at them. Until they look at me. Until I touch them. Until they touch me. And even though the memories don’t come back. I know. I know why I stay. More info →

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Today Johnathan and I release book two in our standalone series called Tall, Dark, and Handsome. Book One was The Sexpert (in case you missed it) and book two is called Pierce.

You do not have to read The Sexpert to read Pierced. Or any of the books in the future. The books in this series are tied together through a neighborhood called—you guessed it—“The Tall, Dark, and Handsome” commonly known as the TDH, and the characters who live and work there.

All the books in this series are romantic comedies. There are no dark twists, no rape fantasies, no kidnappings (yet, but hey, never say never) and no guns. It’s just fun stuff because sometimes people want a little fun in their lives. (Hell, some romance readers only want the fun.)

So if you haven’t read this series yet and want to give it a try (because let’s face it, Johnathan and I can write some LOL shit, bitches) go into it expecting to laugh. 🙂

Pierce and Myrtle are two bigger-than-life characters. I can sum them up perfectly in one sentence each:

Former dominatrix who dresses like a sexy librarian and drives all the men at Le Man Magazine wild with her covert sexual innuendo and her overt don’t-cross-me attitude.

CEO of Le Man Magazine, might actually be related to a former French monarch, has an “office throne”, and lives in a state of constant crisis.

Separately, these two are… fascinating, but weird.

Together they are hot, sexy perfection.

So if you’re looking for a romantic LOL romp through the offices of Le Man and the outskirts of the TDH with two melt-your-heart sexy weirdos, you’re gonna need this book in your life! Get it at the links below!

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EDEN I’m just a simple girl who likes dessert. And sexy men. And social media. So starting an anonymous video channel called The Sexpert as a side hustle to make up for my low-paying marketing job at Le Man Magazine seemed like a perfectly sensible career decision. Until we went viral, my boss accused my anonymous personality of stealing his idea, and now my super sexy new boyfriend, Andrew, is out to get me. Her. Me. Whatever. ANDREW I don’t want it to be her. I do not want this… sweet, delicious, shy social media nerd working at my best friend’s magazine to be the face behind those perky cupcakes on the Sexpert channel. I don’t want it to be her… because I like her. A lot. She’s funny, and quirky, and smart, and creative… and… I really, really like her. It just can’t be her. But it is. More info →
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Pierced

MYRTLE I’m a just an erotic woman who likes control. And edgy sex. And hard men. At the same time. So starting an outreach class at the TDH community center to teach other women how to put the dom in dominatrix was inevitable. Even if I was only doing it to use my boss, Pierce, as my submissive example and pay him back for humiliating me in front of the whole world last summer. PIERCE I regret what I did to Myrtle. She’s the best assistant I’ve ever had and I’ll play along—for now—because I want to make things right. But... come on. Me? A submissive? Ha. Myrtle Rothschild might have the upper hand at the moment… but I’m bringing my A-game. I’m gonna take back control. She can wear her hot, thigh-high latex boots. She can crack that whip all she wants. Hell, I’ll even let her leave marks. But I’m about to school Ms. Rothschild in the art of who’s the boss. And she’s about to get Pierce-d. More info →

Two accomplished writers come together to create unforgettable sexy romance. JA Huss is the New York Times bestselling author of 321 and has been on the USA Today bestsellers list twenty-one times. Johnathan McClain is a veteran actor and writer whose work, either performed or written, is probably airing on at least one of the channels on your television right now. You can contact them on their website www.hussmcclain.com or find them at their social links below.

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Oh, what fun we had with The Sexpert this summer. So many LOL moments. So many sexy desserts. And so many amazing Pierce and Myrtle misunderstandings too. Well… now that Andrew and Eden have found their HEA it’s time for Pierce and Myrtle to find theirs. If that’s even possible. 😉

Myrtle is butt-hurt after Pierce accused her of being the Sexpert last summer and she’s not a woman who forgives and forgets. Sure, she got a fat raise, an office, and even a VP title, but everything about the Pierce/Myrtle dynamic is… OFF. Because she actually misses her old assistant position and craves the control she used to have over Pierce.

So she comes up with a plan to make him her submissive. And he comes up with a plan to make her… HIS. 😉

You can’t have two bosses, so who will win? Guess you’ll have to read the book to find out.

We guarantee even more LOL moments as Pierce and Myrtle find their way back to the “way it was” and you will not be disappointed. In fact, you’re probably gonna be looking for an apartment in the TDH before this book is over because this world is one you’ll never want to leave.

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EDEN I’m just a simple girl who likes dessert. And sexy men. And social media. So starting an anonymous video channel called The Sexpert as a side hustle to make up for my low-paying marketing job at Le Man Magazine seemed like a perfectly sensible career decision. Until we went viral, my boss accused my anonymous personality of stealing his idea, and now my super sexy new boyfriend, Andrew, is out to get me. Her. Me. Whatever. ANDREW I don’t want it to be her. I do not want this… sweet, delicious, shy social media nerd working at my best friend’s magazine to be the face behind those perky cupcakes on the Sexpert channel. I don’t want it to be her… because I like her. A lot. She’s funny, and quirky, and smart, and creative… and… I really, really like her. It just can’t be her. But it is. More info →
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MYRTLE I’m a just an erotic woman who likes control. And edgy sex. And hard men. At the same time. So starting an outreach class at the TDH community center to teach other women how to put the dom in dominatrix was inevitable. Even if I was only doing it to use my boss, Pierce, as my submissive example and pay him back for humiliating me in front of the whole world last summer. PIERCE I regret what I did to Myrtle. She’s the best assistant I’ve ever had and I’ll play along—for now—because I want to make things right. But... come on. Me? A submissive? Ha. Myrtle Rothschild might have the upper hand at the moment… but I’m bringing my A-game. I’m gonna take back control. She can wear her hot, thigh-high latex boots. She can crack that whip all she wants. Hell, I’ll even let her leave marks. But I’m about to school Ms. Rothschild in the art of who’s the boss. And she’s about to get Pierce-d. More info →

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The Triangle

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They’re sworn enemies and I’m in the middle. Both of them claimed me. Had me. Used me. Forgot me. Except… I don’t remember any of it. I don’t even know who I am or why I’m in this cramped basement apartment with tinfoil covering the tiny windows when my bank account says I have over two million dollars. I don’t know how I got the stitches on the back of my head, or the scar under my chin, or the ache in my shoulder—but I do know I probably deserved it. I don’t know why there’s a shotgun in the closet, a sniper rifle under the floorboards, and a pistol under my pillow. I don’t know why I stay. I don’t know why I care. I don’t know why I’m trying to put something back together when it was never whole to begin with. Until I look at them. Until they look at me. Until I touch them. Until they touch me. And even though the memories don’t come back. I know. I know why I stay.
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So The Triangle… it’s not rom com, that’s for sure. lol More like The Company meets 321, meets Spencer Shrike.

Yup, that pretty much sums it up. So if you’re a long-time fan, you get what that means without explanation. But if you’re new and you’re wondering what the fuck this is, let me explain.

Three people make a triangle. But it’s not a love triangle if everyone’s on board.

Danny and Christine were in the foster care system when they were kids. Christine was ten when fourteen-year-old Danny found her and decided to be her guardian. Four years later they’re inseparable friends when Danny turns eighteen and takes her out of the foster system thinking she’s better off with him.

Enter Alec van den Berg. Privileged rich kid, hot South-African accent, and big dreams of taking over his father’s diamond business. Sort of. He steals them. And soon he’s got Danny and Christine stealing them too. What happens next is a whirlwind life of global jet-setting, million-dollar diamond heists, and tropical vacations in paradise.

Then Christine grows up and wants more from the two men in her life. More than Danny’s willing to give. And the triangle falls apart.

But that’s when the story actually starts. Four years later they’re back together, everyone is trying to kill them, and maybe, just maybe, Danny is ready for that love affair he couldn’t commit to.

JUST READ THE EXCERPT… LOL (And don’t forget to enter the $50 giveaway at the bottom of the post.

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DANNY

The shape of our love.
I’m looking at Alec when these words echo in my head. He’s looking back at me like… like he needs something. He’s always had that look. I’ve always felt that need. “Back in the gym that first day we met,” I say.
“Yeah?”
“You said you were there for me.”
“I was.”
“Why?” I say. “What the fuck did you ever need from me?”
His eyes narrow a little. “Let’s start with what I didn’t need, yeah?”
“Whatever.”
“I didn’t need your help,” he says. “Not the way you thought. I certainly didn’t need anyone’s help stealing diamonds. Hell, I didn’t need to steal diamonds at all. That’s not why I wanted you around. And I definitely didn’t need a fourteen-year-old girl hanging about. No offense,” he says, eyes meeting Christine’s briefly before returning to me.
“Then what the fuck was all that about? Just the thrill? The danger? What?”
“A bit of that, I guess. But why can’t it just be about you, man? Why do you find that so hard to believe?”
“So you wanted to fuck me?”
“Everyone wants to fuck you, Danny.”
Christine laughs.
“You’re bleeding hot, bru. You’ve got everything going for you.”
“Shit,” I say.
“You do. More than I ever had. Not money. Obviously. I’m talking about… this… self-possession. Even before I knew you, I saw it. You walked around with a goddamn invisible sign on your chest that said, Take it or leave it. I wanted that.”
“So you wanted me?”
He shrugs. “What can I tell you? It’s not fokken rocket science. It’s just… attraction. Which is more of an earth science.” He winks.
And in the moment I take to process this, his hand slides up to my neck. His fingers wrap around and grip. Just enough to make me lean forward into his space.
I know what’s coming. And it’s not our first, so my heart shouldn’t be beating so fast.
But it is.
Because when his mouth finds mine I do something different.
I don’t give in, I don’t give up, I don’t resist, and I don’t complain.
I just… kiss him back.
The way he wants me to. The way I’d kiss Christine if it was her, not him.
Open mouth. Pliant lips. Probing tongue.
Long, deep breaths in those fractional seconds when we change position. Inhaling, and exhaling. Christine’s body between us. Her arms around us, hands wandering, fingertips encouraging.
We’ve been here before. Hell, the past two days we’ve gotten past this point a few times.
But it feels different.
It feels intentional. This kiss is no accident. Not a heat-of-the-moment reaction.
It’s deliberate, and passionate, and real.

The Triangle

The Triangle

They’re sworn enemies and I’m in the middle. Both of them claimed me. Had me. Used me. Forgot me. Except… I don’t remember any of it. I don’t even know who I am or why I’m in this cramped basement apartment with tinfoil covering the tiny windows when my bank account says I have over two million dollars. I don’t know how I got the stitches on the back of my head, or the scar under my chin, or the ache in my shoulder—but I do know I probably deserved it. I don’t know why there’s a shotgun in the closet, a sniper rifle under the floorboards, and a pistol under my pillow. I don’t know why I stay. I don’t know why I care. I don’t know why I’m trying to put something back together when it was never whole to begin with. Until I look at them. Until they look at me. Until I touch them. Until they touch me. And even though the memories don’t come back. I know. I know why I stay. More info →

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Two accomplished writers come together to create unforgettable sexy romance. JA Huss is the New York Times bestselling author of 321 and has been on the USA Today bestsellers list eighteen times. Johnathan McClain is a veteran actor and writer whose work, either performed or written, is probably airing on at least one of the channels on your television right now. You can contact them on their website www.hussmcclain.com or find them at their social links below.

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I wasn’t gonna make one but then App Sumo had that fantastic Deposit Photos video offer and, well… you just can’t pass that shit up, ya know? So I sat down on Friday morning and knocked this baby out.

 

WE ARE IN LOVE WITH THESE PEOPLE

These characters will remind you of Rook & Ronin series.

This story is The Company meets 321.

This series is called…

THE SHAPE OF LOVE

Because there is no her without him.

No me without them.

No we without us.

 

If you think this a love triangle, think again.

This is the shape of their love, that’s all.

RELEASING SEPTEMBER 25, 2018 AND ON PRE-ORDER EVERYWHERE RIGHT NOW.

 

The Triangle

The Triangle

They’re sworn enemies and I’m in the middle. Both of them claimed me. Had me. Used me. Forgot me. Except… I don’t remember any of it. I don’t even know who I am or why I’m in this cramped basement apartment with tinfoil covering the tiny windows when my bank account says I have over two million dollars. I don’t know how I got the stitches on the back of my head, or the scar under my chin, or the ache in my shoulder—but I do know I probably deserved it. I don’t know why there’s a shotgun in the closet, a sniper rifle under the floorboards, and a pistol under my pillow. I don’t know why I stay. I don’t know why I care. I don’t know why I’m trying to put something back together when it was never whole to begin with. Until I look at them. Until they look at me. Until I touch them. Until they touch me. And even though the memories don’t come back. I know. I know why I stay. More info →

People have been asking me to write another 321 since the day 321 came out in January 2015. My response was always the same. There is no other 321. But there was a Taking Turns in 2017 and now there is The Triangle.

Dark, twisted menage seems to be my most popular genre and I heard the fans when they screamed for more. So all year I’ve been planning this book. Figuring out the mystery, the suspense, the men, and the one lucky woman who will fill my pages. I was just sitting down to write and get serious about written this book after Johnathan and I finished The Sexpert when I sent the blurb and first couple of chapters to Johnathan. His immediate reaction was so positive and his enthusiasm for the premise so contagious, I asked him if he’s like to write it with me.

Obviously he said yes because here we are! And today is cover reveal day! We have a giveaway for you at the bottom of the post so after you check out the blurb (and grab the book on pre-order!!!! ? ) go enter to win a $25 gift card.

THE TRIANGLE WILL RELEASE ON TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 2018.

The Triangle

The Triangle

They’re sworn enemies and I’m in the middle. Both of them claimed me. Had me. Used me. Forgot me. Except… I don’t remember any of it. I don’t even know who I am or why I’m in this cramped basement apartment with tinfoil covering the tiny windows when my bank account says I have over two million dollars. I don’t know how I got the stitches on the back of my head, or the scar under my chin, or the ache in my shoulder—but I do know I probably deserved it. I don’t know why there’s a shotgun in the closet, a sniper rifle under the floorboards, and a pistol under my pillow. I don’t know why I stay. I don’t know why I care. I don’t know why I’m trying to put something back together when it was never whole to begin with. Until I look at them. Until they look at me. Until I touch them. Until they touch me. And even though the memories don’t come back. I know. I know why I stay. More info →

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JULIE & JOHNATHAN BOOKS ARE NOW IN KINDLE UNLIMITED!

Last week Johnathan and I decided we would give Kindle Unlimited a spin by enrolling all our books for a three-month trial run.
What does this mean”

  • Everyone who subscribes to the Kindle unlimited program at Amazon will be able to borrow and read our books FOR FREE!
  • They will no longer be for sale on other distributors such as iBook, KOBO, and Nook. However, this is only temporary for now. In 90 days we will assess the KU program and decide if we will stay in or leave. If we leave then our books will once again be available for sale at outlets other than Amazon.
  • This DOES NOT APPLY to books I write myself. I may put those in at a later date, but for now I’m staying wide on all distributors.

What to we hope to gain from this?

  • We hope to find a new pool of readers who would not normally see our books because they read exclusively in the KU program.
  • Authors write books so readers can read them and since our collaboration is new we need to find our own fans. Ones who enjoy what we write together and not just what I write alone.
If you have an opinion about our decision we’d LOVE TO HEAR IT. Feel free to leave a comment.

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EDEN I’m just a simple girl who likes dessert. And sexy men. And social media. So starting an anonymous video channel called The Sexpert as a side hustle to make up for my low-paying marketing job at Le Man Magazine seemed like a perfectly sensible career decision. Until we went viral, my boss accused my anonymous personality of stealing his idea, and now my super sexy new boyfriend, Andrew, is out to get me. Her. Me. Whatever. ANDREW I don’t want it to be her. I do not want this… sweet, delicious, shy social media nerd working at my best friend’s magazine to be the face behind those perky cupcakes on the Sexpert channel. I don’t want it to be her… because I like her. A lot. She’s funny, and quirky, and smart, and creative… and… I really, really like her. It just can’t be her. But it is. More info →

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Series: Original Sin
Sin With Me

Sin With Me

Two accomplished writers come together to create unforgettable sexy romance. JA Huss is the New York Times bestselling author of 321 and has been on the USA Today bestsellers list eighteen times. Johnathan McClain is a veteran actor and writer whose work, either performed or written, is probably airing on at least one of the channels on your television right now. More info →
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Angels Fall

Angels Fall

She’s not gonna fall for his charm. He’s gonna make sure that happens.They’re destined to be together. Even if Maddie doesn’t know it yet. Sometimes your soul mate isn’t who you’d choose, it’s who you need. Good thing you don’t get to choose. More info →
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Flesh Into Fire

Flesh Into Fire

Her debt has been paid in blood and she wants revenge. His fight is still there, but now he’s got more at stake than himself. The end is coming. But even if they win against Carlos, they can still lose each other. More info →
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Passion Rising

Passion Rising

They’re soul mates, but that’s no guarantee. They’ll need to rely on each other to find their happily ever after. Because the fight never ends—it just gets easier with someone at your side. More info →
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A STANDALONE, SEXY, ROMANTIC COMEDY FROM NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR, JA HUSS AND ACTOR/SCREENWRITER JOHNATHAN McCLAIN

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Oh. Shit.

I’m in so much trouble.

I think I just used my Sexpert voice on him. And it’s not like that’s the voice on the videos or anything because I use the Voice Lift app, but… but the inflection. The rough edges of it. The purring. It’s all her.

And he’s got a weird look on his face now. His brows a little bit scrunched up. His eyes slightly narrowed. And not the half-mast kind like he had back in the stairwell, either. Those were I’m-hot-for-you eyes.

These are… these are I’m-on-to-you eyes.

So I basically have no choice. I pull out every Sexpert video I’ve done in the past year and use my unused, but much-talked-about, skills on him.

I lightly drag my fingernails down his chest as I crouch down and open my legs. I feel myself blushing as I take his cock in both hands and begin to twist and pump him in my palms.

The cold rain hitting our hot skin makes us steam. His eyes are locked with mine as I stare up at him.

And I know what I have to do. I know that the only way to make him forget about who I might be and force him to think about what I’m doing instead is to…

Yeah.

I have given exactly two blow jobs in my entire life. Eden has no clue how to give a man the perfect blowjob.

But Sexpert… well, she’s studied hundreds of porn movies searching for the perfect tips she promotes in her Drawing Cream from a Ding-Dong video.

And she knows just what to do. (Even if she doesn’t quite execute it with one-hundred-percent accuracy.)

I blow on the tip of his cock (tip number three) with exaggerated puckered lips and his eyes go wide. Which is fabulous. Because now he’s thinking about what I’m doing, not who I might sound like.

My tongue darts out and swipes over the small opening while my hands travel up and down his thick, hard shaft. Twisting just enough. Gripping with just the right amount of pressure. (Tips one, four, and seven.)

Rain is still falling down like a backdrop to the apocalypse. Which is perfect. I don’t even have to bring out tip number two. Spitting on my hands to make everything slide a little smoother.

And then, just as lightning shoots through the sky above his head, I take him into my mouth and suck, a crack of thunder making the building shudder.

His hands go to my wet hair. Guiding me with just the right amount of encouragement.

I open wide, so ready to take him fully into my mouth. My tongue is eager, and things are going so well I’m actually making myself horny. And then he’s inside me, the steady pressure of his hands on my head making me want to give him more.

So I do that. And it’s all pretty hot, and I’m feeling very proud of myself, kinda picturing how many women I’ve helped give the perfect blow job since we put this video out and…

And then I gag.

Like I push him away and it takes every ounce of self-control I have not to just throw up.

“Sorry,” I purr, looking up at him—never breaking eye contact, trying to stay in sexy mode. And then I dive back in, my hands still busy twisting and pumping with just a little more pressure, but this time the second his thick, round head enters my mouth, I gag again.

Oh, my God. I suck. I suck at blow jobs! Not in a good way.

And then I gag again just thinking about putting his cock in my mouth.

Quick, Eden. Quick, quick, quick! You need to improvise.

I lick his shaft. Yeah. That was tip number nine. Lick the shaft and cup the balls.

Andrew moans.

He likes it.

I do it again. Dragging my tongue up and down his cock, giving his balls a little squeeze this time.

Another moan!

Success!

The Sexpert says the blowjob should last between four and ten minutes. I’m on like minute two, which is unfortunate. Because I can’t think of any more tips.

I really need to take a refresher course.

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EDEN I’m just a simple girl who likes dessert. And sexy men. And social media. So starting an anonymous video channel called The Sexpert as a side hustle to make up for my low-paying marketing job at Le Man Magazine seemed like a perfectly sensible career decision. Until we went viral, my boss accused my anonymous personality of stealing his idea, and now my super sexy new boyfriend, Andrew, is out to get me. Her. Me. Whatever. ANDREW I don’t want it to be her. I do not want this… sweet, delicious, shy social media nerd working at my best friend’s magazine to be the face behind those perky cupcakes on the Sexpert channel. I don’t want it to be her… because I like her. A lot. She’s funny, and quirky, and smart, and creative… and… I really, really like her. It just can’t be her. But it is. More info →

Holy crap! It’s that time again! I am horrible with mail. Like I’m super slow and I do so many giveaways throughout the year (which means I always have a ton of mail waiting to go out in my office) that I only put up a signed-book order form once a year. Well, it’s time for the Summer 2018 form to go live!

This year we actually have THREE FORMS.

 

INTERNATIONAL HUSS/McCLAIN FORM

USA ONLY HUSS/McCLAIN FORM

JA HUSS USA ONLY FORM

So… I know many people will be disappointed that I’m not doing a JA Huss International form this summer. I’m sorry. I just have too many books and it becomes so time-consuming to get it all organized that I had to compromise and just offer the Huss/McClain International form because it’s more manageable.

These forms will close on August 31. If we have the books on hand we will send within a couple weeks. If we have to order them it will add at least three weeks to that timeline so please be patient and please keep in mind that all Julie & Johnathan books we have to order will require shipping to Johnathan first, then shipping to me. That’s the only way we can get both signatures on them.

CLICK THE PICTURES or the links above or click the links below to be taken to the proper form to fill out. YOU MUST CHECKOUT WITH PAYPAL when you CLICK SUBMIT or your order will be deleted. There is no way to come back and pay later if you don’t finish the checkout process. So we delete them.

 

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