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Oh. Shit.

I’m in so much trouble.

I think I just used my Sexpert voice on him. And it’s not like that’s the voice on the videos or anything because I use the Voice Lift app, but… but the inflection. The rough edges of it. The purring. It’s all her.

And he’s got a weird look on his face now. His brows a little bit scrunched up. His eyes slightly narrowed. And not the half-mast kind like he had back in the stairwell, either. Those were I’m-hot-for-you eyes.

These are… these are I’m-on-to-you eyes.

So I basically have no choice. I pull out every Sexpert video I’ve done in the past year and use my unused, but much-talked-about, skills on him.

I lightly drag my fingernails down his chest as I crouch down and open my legs. I feel myself blushing as I take his cock in both hands and begin to twist and pump him in my palms.

The cold rain hitting our hot skin makes us steam. His eyes are locked with mine as I stare up at him.

And I know what I have to do. I know that the only way to make him forget about who I might be and force him to think about what I’m doing instead is to…

Yeah.

I have given exactly two blow jobs in my entire life. Eden has no clue how to give a man the perfect blowjob.

But Sexpert… well, she’s studied hundreds of porn movies searching for the perfect tips she promotes in her Drawing Cream from a Ding-Dong video.

And she knows just what to do. (Even if she doesn’t quite execute it with one-hundred-percent accuracy.)

I blow on the tip of his cock (tip number three) with exaggerated puckered lips and his eyes go wide. Which is fabulous. Because now he’s thinking about what I’m doing, not who I might sound like.

My tongue darts out and swipes over the small opening while my hands travel up and down his thick, hard shaft. Twisting just enough. Gripping with just the right amount of pressure. (Tips one, four, and seven.)

Rain is still falling down like a backdrop to the apocalypse. Which is perfect. I don’t even have to bring out tip number two. Spitting on my hands to make everything slide a little smoother.

And then, just as lightning shoots through the sky above his head, I take him into my mouth and suck, a crack of thunder making the building shudder.

His hands go to my wet hair. Guiding me with just the right amount of encouragement.

I open wide, so ready to take him fully into my mouth. My tongue is eager, and things are going so well I’m actually making myself horny. And then he’s inside me, the steady pressure of his hands on my head making me want to give him more.

So I do that. And it’s all pretty hot, and I’m feeling very proud of myself, kinda picturing how many women I’ve helped give the perfect blow job since we put this video out and…

And then I gag.

Like I push him away and it takes every ounce of self-control I have not to just throw up.

“Sorry,” I purr, looking up at him—never breaking eye contact, trying to stay in sexy mode. And then I dive back in, my hands still busy twisting and pumping with just a little more pressure, but this time the second his thick, round head enters my mouth, I gag again.

Oh, my God. I suck. I suck at blow jobs! Not in a good way.

And then I gag again just thinking about putting his cock in my mouth.

Quick, Eden. Quick, quick, quick! You need to improvise.

I lick his shaft. Yeah. That was tip number nine. Lick the shaft and cup the balls.

Andrew moans.

He likes it.

I do it again. Dragging my tongue up and down his cock, giving his balls a little squeeze this time.

Another moan!

Success!

The Sexpert says the blowjob should last between four and ten minutes. I’m on like minute two, which is unfortunate. Because I can’t think of any more tips.

I really need to take a refresher course.

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EDEN I’m just a simple girl who likes dessert. And sexy men. And social media. So starting an anonymous video channel called The Sexpert as a side hustle to make up for my low-paying marketing job at Le Man Magazine seemed like a perfectly sensible career decision. Until we went viral, my boss accused my anonymous personality of stealing his idea, and now my super sexy new boyfriend, Andrew, is out to get me. Her. Me. Whatever. ANDREW I don’t want it to be her. I do not want this… sweet, delicious, shy social media nerd working at my best friend’s magazine to be the face behind those perky cupcakes on the Sexpert channel. I don’t want it to be her… because I like her. A lot. She’s funny, and quirky, and smart, and creative… and… I really, really like her. It just can’t be her. But it is. More info →
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EDEN I’m just a simple girl who likes dessert. And sexy men. And social media. So starting an anonymous video channel called The Sexpert as a side hustle to make up for my low-paying marketing job at Le Man Magazine seemed like a perfectly sensible career decision. Until we went viral, my boss accused my anonymous personality of stealing his idea, and now my super sexy new boyfriend, Andrew, is out to get me. Her. Me. Whatever. ANDREW I don’t want it to be her. I do not want this… sweet, delicious, shy social media nerd working at my best friend’s magazine to be the face behind those perky cupcakes on the Sexpert channel. I don’t want it to be her… because I like her. A lot. She’s funny, and quirky, and smart, and creative… and… I really, really like her. It just can’t be her. But it is. More info →
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And I just updated the media kit page and wanted to let you know so I’ve included all the teasers and stuff on that page and at the bottom of this one. If you would like to read the excerpt early and get a look at all the teasers just SCROLL DOWN and take a peek at the file link! 🙂 Why not, right? And if you’d like to share any of this stuff on Release day TUESDAY JULY 24, we’d really appreciate it! There’s no Amazon link until release day but I’ll update everything as soon as it goes live.

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The SEXPERT

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EDEN I’m just a simple girl who likes dessert. And sexy men. And social media. So starting an anonymous video channel called The Sexpert as a side hustle to make up for my low-paying marketing job at Le Man Magazine seemed like a perfectly sensible career decision. Until we went viral, my boss accused my anonymous personality of stealing his idea, and now my super sexy new boyfriend, Andrew, is out to get me. Her. Me. Whatever. ANDREW I don’t want it to be her. I do not want this… sweet, delicious, shy social media nerd working at my best friend’s magazine to be the face behind those perky cupcakes on the Sexpert channel. I don’t want it to be her… because I like her. A lot. She’s funny, and quirky, and smart, and creative… and… I really, really like her. It just can’t be her. But it is. More info →
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Oh, wow. We have a huge announcement for you guys today!

Johnathan and I finished our FIFTH book together a couple weeks ago and now we’re ready to reveal the title, description, and cover for you guys! We had SUCH a fantastic time writing this book. Every time we passed chapters back and forth we just… laughed. There are so many laugh-out-loud moments in here, it’s ridiculous!

So in case you didn’t guess this is a romantic comedy. One the one hand we have EDEN PRESLEY. Just a nice girl with spectacular… um… cupcakes and a low-paying job as a hashtag maker for a glossy men’s magazine. So broke-ass Eden and her broke-ass (newly single-mother) BFF Zoey come up with an idea for an anonymous YouTube Channel called… you guessed it. The Sexpert. Eden and her cupcakes are the stars, BFF Zoey is behind the scenes doing web design and production.

Then one day they go viral. People are watching, and clicking, and FINALLY this time-suck of a gig is gonna pay off.

Great, right?

Nope. Because HER BOSS claims he had the Sexpert idea first, didn’t trademark it, and is now accusing The Sexpert of stealing his idea. So he hires HIS BFF to hunt down this anonymous idea-stealing tart and out her.

Enter ANDREW HAWTHORNE. BFF to Eden’s boss, brand-new billionaire, and creator of the cool new voice-altering app, VoiceLift.

Which… is how the Sexpert has been disguising her voice and is about to be her downfall.

Sexy hi-jinks ensue… with much laughter along the way.

SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO WE PRESENT TO YOU…


A STANDALONE, SEXY, ROMANTIC COMEDY FROM NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR, JA HUSS AND ACTOR/SCREENWRITER JOHNATHAN McCLAIN

RELEASING JULY 24, 2018

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